Johnny 5 is Alive.

Magic Johnson AIDS
A.C. Green Green is a Virgin.
Who's laughing now, bitch?

entry 4

Damn I love Tacos.

Douse it with Tons of Hot Sauce.

Diarrhea Song!

Three is the magic number

Just got home from work.

Your wife is dyking it out.

Drop pants and join in.

Entry 2

Damn your titties big.

I wanna motor boat them.

Want a pearl necklace?

Entry One

Bend over you slut.

Your ass is mine to pillage.

Ouch, sphincter stitches.